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Get the EP Former Fat Boys Vs. The World on Amazon and Bandcamp. Two songs inspired by Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Including this one....

Sorry for the delay, but here it is.....

Download A Car - The YouTube Mixtape Volume 2 is official out!



Or click this link right here: http://www.downloadacar.com/mixtape/Former_Fat_Boys_-_Download_A_Car_Volume_2_-_2010.zip

Please, please, please post this link anywhere and everywhere! Facebook, Twitter, Digg, MySpace (lololololololol), etc.

Tracklist:

Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You (Radio Remix)
Former Fat Boys and Beyonce - Halo (Remix)
Former Fat Boys, Ciara, and Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic
Former Fat Boys, The Clipse, and Kanye West - Kinda Like A Big Deal
Former Fat Boys and Jason Derulo - In My Head
Former Fat Boys, Jay Sean, and Lil Wayne - Down
Former Fat Boys, Justin Bieber, and Ludacris - Baby
Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson - Already Gone
Former Fat Boys, Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo, Kanye West - Knock You Down
Former Fat Boys, Ke$ha, 3OH!3 - Blah Blah Blah
Former Fat Boys and Ke$ha - Tik Tok
Former Fat Boys, Matisyahu, and Akon - One Day
Former Fat Boys and One Republic - Secrets (Radio Edit)
Former Fat Boys, Lil Jon, and Paradiso Girls - Patron Tequila
Former Fat Boys and Taylor Swift - White Horse
Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You (Radio Remix)
Former Fat Boys and Taylor Swift - White Horse
Former Fat Boys, Lil Jon, and Paradiso Girls - Patron Tequila
Former Fat Boys and One Republic - Secrets (Radio Edit)
Former Fat Boys, The Clipse, and Kanye West - Kinda Like A Big Deal
Former Fat Boys and Jason Derulo - In My Head
Former Fat Boys, Justin Bieber, and Ludacris - Baby
Former Fat Boys, Ke$ha, 3OH!3 - Blah Blah Blah
Former Fat Boys featuring Rihanna - Rude Boy

You can download it right here (FREE!) by clicking the album cover. Go!

We are officially announcing that Volume 1 of our Download A Car mixtape is out!

You can download it right here by clicking the album cover. Go!

Or click this link here: http://www.downloadacar.com/mixtape/Former_Fat_Boys_-_Download_A_Car_Volume_1_-_2010.zip

Tracklist:

1 - One Republic featuring Former Fat Boys - Apologize
2 - Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys - Sober
3 - Ingrid Michaelson featuring Former Fat Boys - The Way I Am
4 - New Kids On The Block with Former Fat Boys - Summertime (Remix)
5 - Katy Perry featuring Former Fat Boys - Hot N Cold (Remix)
6 - Fall Out Boy featuring Former Fat Boys - I Don't Care (Radio Edit)
7 - Heidi Montag featuring Former Fat Boys - Party's Wherever I Am
8 - Jennifer Hudson featuring Former Fat Boys - Spotlight
9 - Ben Folds featuring Former Fat Boys - Cologne (Orchestral Rap Remix) (Radio Edit)
10 - Pussycat Dolls featuring - When I Grow Up
11 - Carlos Loco featuring Former Fat Boys - I Love McDonalds Remix
12 - Britney Spears featuring Former Fat Boys - Amnesia
13 - Black Eyed Peas featuring Former Fat Boys - Boom Boom Pow
14 - Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain and Former Fat Boys - Blame It
15 - Derek Cate featuring Former Fat Boys - Forever

Please tell your friends, relatives, and enemies to download this and tell their friends. Facebook this link, Tweet it, etc. This is just the beginning.

So it looks like there might be a chance to get our song “7 Evil Exes” on the DVD to Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. It's not quite getting it in the movie, but would sure count as “achieving the original goal”. I really can't believe how well the contest went and can't believe Edgar Wright actually responded.

So now there's a contest called “Indie Rock VS. The World” that is a battle of the bands (in honor of Scott Pilgrim) to (among other things) get the song on the DVD.

So go to http://www.indierockvstheworld.sonicbids.com/BandDetails.aspx?b=14752&n=Former%20Fat%20Boys and vote. You have to enter an email address and click a confirmation in your email to make your vote count. I'm really sorry. Hard Corey and I HATTTTE having people vote for us in contests, but I really want to make this happen.

Please tweet and Facebook the shit out of this contest. If you want a short, simple link to pass around just use http://pilgrim.formerfatboys.com. It's easy to remember and share.

The contest runs through May 28th and you can vote once a day. If you do that...well...I...thank you.

FOR THE NEXT SEVENTEEN DAYS or until APRIL SEVENTEENTH DO THE FOLLOWING!

Simply paste the following into Twitter and tweet it as many times as you want/can (each tweet is one entry and the more entries the better chance you have at prizes):

RT PLEASE! VOTE! Get our song on @edgarwright's Scott Pilgrim vs. The World DVD! Vote here: http://is.gd/bZ3um #ffbvsworld #contestsarelame

Edgar Wright (@edgarwright) = the director of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (and such classics as Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz)
Nigel Godrich (@nigelgod) = arguably the most famous music producer in the world. cough Radiohead cough.

Make sure to include #ffbvsworld, that's how we're keeping track of the entries. Tell your friends, post a link to formerfatboys.com/scottpilgrim on your Facebook as well. Enter as many times as you want. It'd be insane to get this to be a trending topic.

DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE:
http://formerfatboys.bandcamp.com and use code ffbvsworld to get 20% off of that and any other Former Fat Boys album!

Prizes:
-Posters
-Rocky Loves Emily (Our First CD)
-Roostledoodledoo (Our Ringtone Album)
-Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas (Our Christmas Album)
-I'm A Dinosaurus, Hard Corey, Barack Out With Your Cock Out, and Former Fat Boys logo T-Shirts
-The Enormous Adventures of the Guys Gone Wild (Our sketch comedy DVD)
-$157 Cash Grand Prize

BONUS PRIZES THAT CAN BE UNLOCKED WITH ACHIEVEMENTS:

If your tweet is retweeted by @edgarwright or @nigelgod, you will instantly unlock a prize of $207.

If we get notice from @nigelgod and @edgarwright that they're checking out the song it will unlock a prize of $207.

If the song makes it into the movie by some magic luck, we'll give one winner $777.

INFORMATIONAL VIDEO EXPLAINING THE CONTEST:



LYRICS:
Umm...apparently there's been some requests for lyrics to the song we tried to get on the soundtrack to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Here they are.

its crazy this girl's got me wrapped around her little finger
she's skating through my dreams, but i can't say i've ever seen her
she's got an attitude, she's got a fantastic butt
but i'm playing with knives, so i just may get cut
cuz these are the details of my precious little life
as i try to find a way to make it all work out right
its like its all been paused and she just pushed the start
i can take on Ganon now, her potion refilled all my hearts
all these evil exes and no exits to run to
the old 1, 2 its only forward can't go back no control z to undo
cuz i got a crazy ex who's slightly underage, filled with rage
obsessed with my sex bob-omb on and off the stage
and what i lack in confidence, i make up in spazz
and when of flying array of demonic hipster chicks attacks
i'll just reflect their blast, send it back
cuz i'm that smooth
i guess i can't lose
i'll fight these bad dudes

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan

this must be punishment for my seven deadly sins
that i committed cuz a little envy's doing me in
like i'm samson, she's delilah, i get a new haircut i die cuz
that's my weakness and this week is not my week cuz i am sleepless
between, lisa, envy, knives, kim, ramona, and winifred
and 7 evil exes i'm worried my destruction is iminient
i need lives unlimited, cuz i need wins not useless points
with no bus fare, a long walk home unless i score me some coins
cuz i just wanna say i love you like i'm mario she's peach
but i'm feeling like a toadstool just staring at my feet
and i keep getting letters spelling my impending doom
but i just throw em in the trash cuz i am about to go boom on her

7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan

its like i'm embattled in an epic quarrell
its like i'm jonathan strange but there's 7 mr. norrells
its like playing contra without 30 lives, i'mm a die
mission impossible and i'm tom cruise now, not 95
i can't win, there's an ex girlfriend now i can't hit a chick
where do you punch e m, can't kick her ass, can't punch her tits shit
if only i could find it, on this subspace road, a cheet code
for something from the gilded house of flying burritos, mmm burritos
i'll use my bass guitar to whoop that vegan's ass
manipulating sound waves like the boys and crash
and i'll take down that famous actor and score his autograph
and if she lets me grab her boobs i'll have the last laugh on her

7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're coming and i'm running
and i'm trying to defend
her honor and her life
cuz i've never lost a fight
and I ain't gon start tonight
they'll drop hard when i hook right

cuz she's got 7, 7, 7
evil ex boyfriends
and they're villians, super villians
so this just might be the end
so i grab on to her hand
jam out with my band
it may look like i'm losing but
that's all part of the plan

Here's my remix to Justin Bieber's “Baby”. Check it out. Comment please!



YouTube banned my Ke$ha / 3OH!3 remix of “Blah Blah Blah”, but you can check it out here:

Ke$ha Featuring Former Fat Boys and 3OH!3 - Blah Blah Blah - The funniest videos are a click away

Enjoy.

MP3s will be up shortly at www.downloadacar.com.


State of the Union time motherfuckers.

I apologize for failing to get an album out in 2009 (other than my phony baloney ringtone album Roostledoodledoo) Things are going to change. Hard Corey has been hard at work on the new album for a few months here, but I'm not sure you can expect it very soon. There's also a second album that he's planning to work on after the first is finished.

However, while you wait for those, I'm going to be busting out mixtapes like crazy. I've just been sitting on too much awesome shit for too long. So I'm going to record another album on my own and put that out in addition to a mixtape called “Download A Car” (www.downloadacar.com).

Stuff like this will be on www.downloadacar.com:


One Republic Featuring Former Fat Boys - Secrets (Radio Remix) - The funniest bloopers are right here

Anyway, I promise this will be a year of crazy shit.

New remix next week and new music video in 2 weeks!

-$ucksex

Oh yeah and if you didn't see these check these out:

Time again, for Christmas. My favorite. Yummy, yum, yum Christmas cookies and toys.

In honor of the season, we've redone Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas (it's now Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas 2.0) and re-released it.

Check out the music video for Santa Needs A Bailout here:


If you'd like to download Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas 2.0, we're giving it away until Christmas. You can download it here, but be warned the free version is low quality MP3's...if you want the full deliciousness you can order from our STORE. Every order of an actual CD also gets you an immediate link to download your album in super high quality DRM free --V0 mp3's Yum Yum. Buy NoW!

Also, if you previously bought “Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas” you can contact us and we'll hook you up with a free download for the upgraded version.

DOWNLOAD THE FREE VERSION OF THE ALBUM BY CLICKING THIS AWESOME PHOTO:


And, on a personal note....we hope you and yours have a wonderful Christmas, a happy New Year, and a wonderful holiday season. FUCK YEAH!

Sort of...or the brilliance of MC Lars, k.flay, and YTCracker who happen to shine so brightly that we look good for just being apart of it.

Whatever the case, be it our own brilliance or the brilliance of the other artists on “We Have Arrived” a track I was lucky enough to score a guest spot on, PunkNews.com was digging it. Someone just forwarded me the review of MC Lars's This Gigantic Robot Kills in which PunkNews.com raves about the album and our track saying:

We Have Arrived” brings k.flay, YTCracker and the Former Fat Boys together for a proclamation of the success of nerds and nerdcore, and is likely one of the best rap tracks that will appear this year, playing off the abilities of the individual artists in a showcase of talent.

You can read the whole review right...here: http://www.punknews.org/review/8148

Today I want you to keep the following in mind: “God grant me the serenity to kick some motherfucking ass today & karate chop the shit out of anyone slowing down my train of awesome.”

Back to your regularly scheduled handjobs.

I have a lot of news for you today. To kick things off, there's a boatload of new Former Fat Boys tracks and videos headed your way. First things first you have to check out and buy the new MC Lars album This Gigantic Robot Kills and tell your friends about it in real life, Facebook, MySpace, and Twitteronia. Head on over to his MySpace to hear some tracks, but just to put things in perspective the album is fantastic and includes guests like The Aquabats, YTCracker, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, Simple Plan, Nerf Herder, The Donnas, Cobra Starship, AND FORMER FAT BOYS. We're on the track “We've Arrived” with YTCracker, K. Flay, and Lars doing some bragging and whatnot. If you're still on the fence, head on over to YouTube! and watch the video for the song “Guitar Hero Hero” which is probably one of the funnest music videos I've seen in awhile.

Lars has been really cool to us and has helped with two new songs for our upcoming record “The Legend of Hard Corey” which Corey and I are currently putting the final touches. We're hoping for a late Spring release followed by some shows and then at the end of summer we're planning to release “Party In My Basement” which will hopefully change your lives.

Right now though, I am announcing the release of the first (probably only) Former Fat Boys ringtone album entitled “Roostledoodledoo”.

Check out the cover here:


Roostledoodledoo was inspired by my sense that ringtones were the generally the most insipid awful things I've ever heard AND that a lot of rap music shares those characteristics. I was...err...inspired by the last Kanye West album a lot. Some T-Pain too. So I made what Kanye would call ART and what resulted was the 99 track opus that is Roostledoodledoo. It should be out mid-March or early April, but until then please enjoy the first single SPACEDINOSAUR.

Lastly, I did a new remix of Kelly Clarkson's new single My Live Would Suck Without You and created a sort of hybrid video from other people's YouTube! covers. I think it's pretty fun, have a look here:


As always, thanks for your support and stay tuned for an insane 2009. I'm not screwing around from saying my carpal tunnel is out of control from mixing so many songs and editing so much video.